I LOVE BEING A STUDENT

I love being a student and having no money. Everything you own is a piece of garbage and when it breaks you can't afford to fix or replace it.
Take my toaster for example, which only toasts the top half of the bread, and frequently sets off the smoke detector.
Or my laptop, which randomly goes into hibernation mode. Sometime it won't even turn on, and sometimes the touch pad doesn't work.
Then there is my hair brush which is losing all it's pokies and is really more like a comb now.
And my phone which doesn't always ring. The answering machine doesn't show messages until days after they have been left. I just got a message this morning that was left sunday night. So if you need to leave me a message make sure you plan ahead of time.
Last but not least, my car. I love my little ricebuggy, but the pothole activated trunk release is starting to get tiresome. I can't wait until winter so it freezes shut. The brights come on whenever I signal and the left signal light flashes double time.