FACEBOOK

For those of you who read this blog religiously, (Carissa!) I apologize that it has been so long since I last posted, but I am ridonculously busy and the only reason I have time right now is because I am meeting a friend in 15min and that isn't enough time to start my calculations or figure out monoclonal selection theory.

So I joined the phenomenon known as Facebook a few months ago. I'm not really a big fan of it, but it has become one of the most commonly used methods of communication, at least with my friends so I deal with it. But really, I live in the same flippin' city, call me! It's free for crying out loud! Do you not possess the social skills required to make a phone call? Heaven forbid you actually have to talk to someone and carry on the minute conversation required to make plans for the weekend. And do I really need a list of people whom I have come across at some point in my life but will probably never talk to again because we were never actually friends in the firs place?

Anyway... as I was saying I don't really care for Facebook in general, but one thing that does provide some entertainment is the "Groups" application. There are some rather hilarious groups you can join. One of my favourite groups, where I actually felt a strong sense of belonging and being understood is titled, "Awkward moments define my life". I have considered creating a few groups of my own, however, being as busy as I am, I don't have time to actually go through the process. Perhaps if any of you have the time to create the following groups send me an invitation.

My life feels like an awkward teen romance movie

I went to the grocery store in the middle of baking a cake and forgot to take off my apron

A guy used an english translation dictionary to propose to me

Recipients of unwanted lovey-dovey eye looks

I sat in a broken chair and fell over backwards in a large class

I have sneezed and blown snot out of my nose during an exam (and it was still attached in my nose)

I have fallen asleep in class and drooled on my paper

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