MMMM CHOCOLATE

I was out and about one day running errands. At my first stop I picked up a caramel Aero bar because I was pretty hungry and ate it on the way to my next stop. It was pretty tasty, I do recommend you try one. So I went to the mall, and to the college, and to a few other places. Along the way I had run into a few people I knew so I stopped to chat a couple of times, yada yada. The whole time I had been completely ignorant to the fact that I had a huge chunk of melted chocolate on my crotch, about the size of a credit card, and on my sleeve. Not only was there chocolate, but there was also some of the caramel. I walked around for a couple of hours in public with this smeared on my pants. I can't believe nobody told me. My pants still bear the scar.