I'M SO AMAZING!

I was working (at IGA), and was going on my lunch break, so I grabbed this pizza calzone thing to eat. I go to the staff room, heat it up and start stuffing my face. Well, if you know me, you know how skilled I am. A big blob of sauce dropped on my shirt, a white shirt I might add, and I'm sure you can guess where it landed (I won't say because I'm to shy to write such words). I tried washing it off, but it was there to stay. I still had about 4 hours left on my shift, and as a cashier, you run into a lot of people. I couldn't hide it so I just went back to work. The rest of the night very few customers actually looked me in the face. I don't blame them, I wouldn't be able to look somebody in the face either without laughing. Oh well, you win some, you lose some. I just feel like I do alot more losing than winning.