NOT TO BUSY TO EMBARASS MYSELF

Things here have been very busy, lots of homework and lots of activities to take part in. Amidst the busyness I have taken the time to look like an ass once or twice.

While studying one evening I was highlighting my textbook with green crayon, jungle green to be exact. After I finished the chapter and the assignment I went downstairs to put it in the prof's mailbox. I stopped off in the lounge to meet some people I had not yet met and hang out for a bit. I went back up to my hall and went to the washroom. When I looked in the mirror, I had a big green crayon smudge on my lip, which explains why people were looking at me funny. I guess I was resting the crayon on my lip while I was studying.

In one of my classes we do dictation practice, where the class goes up to the he board and tries to write out the word the prof says in the international phonetic alphabet. While I was up there, I was in the corner, so I thought it was a safe place to pick a wedgie. And it was, I don't think anyone saw me. But they may have been suspicious of the chalk hand mark on my butt. Eek! Oh well, what can you do. Good thing I am not here to meet a man!

Again, during the dictation activity, the teacher said a word that I had no idea how to write and so I laughed. Unfortunately, when I laughed, I must have had velar opening because a large puff of air came out of my nose forcing a blob of snot to fly out onto the chalk board. Thankfully only the one girl directly beside me saw it.