TODAY"S GONNA BE A GOOD DAY

So the day started off by me sleeping in this morning. That just throws the whole day off. I got dressed and rushed to the bathroom to brush my teeth only to realize that there was no toilet paper. So I ran to the closet and got some and threw an extra couple of roles on the counter, but as I was doing this a couple fell out of the package into the toilet. After my 15 second germaphobic panic attack, I came to my senses and acknowledged that this problem could not be flushed away. I summed up the courage to pull them out of the toilet. As a starving student my next thought was, "ah man, there goes a couple of bucks down the toilet," the quick absorbent action of the little guys made future use unlikely. Then I saw that I had been splashed by the "eau do toilet" but their was no time to change I had to run to the bus stop.
I went to my one class of the day, only to be told by the teacher he decided not to teach anything new until after tomorrow's midterm. So that was poinltess. I came back home did some laundry and made some lunch. I put some alphagetti in the microwave and went to check on my laundry. Pouff Oh boy, I went to the microwave and opened it up. Inside I found constellations of letters plastered all over. My alphagetti exploded. I don't know how this happened because it wasn't even hot when I took it out. Oh well, my microwave probably needed to be cleaned anyway. I got up close and personal to scrape off the alphagetti and was hit with the stench of burnt popcorn (from weeks ago), I had no idea that smells could linger for that long. Yuck!
It is not even 1 o'clock yet, what next?
As I regurgitate the events of the morning, I wonder if someone who is this germaphobic should be majoring in microbiology.